There is also the ‘ Blair Walsh Project’ and ‘The Purple Rose of Cairo Santos‘. Look it up, it is not fun if everything has to be explained. The Baltimore Ravens are ready to go with their big-legged kicker, ‘Yippy Kai Yay Justin Tucker!’. If you take one any earlier than that, you should be mercilessly laughed at and kicked out of your league. Why include kickers in this melee? Because we draft kickers in the last round, that’s why. Most men claim their ‘Ball Zach Ertz‘ after having had a vasectomy, I simply suggest lots of ice and elevation. Take a picture of this tight end (it’ll last longer), then post it on ‘ Jimmy Insta-Graham‘. But, you could still ‘Smoke Some Reed‘ with Jordan of the Redskins. Now I realize Josh Gordon doesn’t qualify this year, and his career path was once sky high. If you enjoy correct spelling and the classic television show Frasier, then you can combine the two with the tight end from Kansas City. As your punishment for gluttony, here this classic bumper sticker turned fantasy football franchise, ‘ Gronk if You’re Horny!’. If you are still perusing this tremendous work of quality writing, you only have yourself to blame. It is a bummer he’s going to miss the season with a knee injury. ‘Ladies and Edelman!’.That one is perhaps my favorite. A helluva a name for any Amari Cooper owning squad. You will climb the ‘Stairway to Evans‘ with the Tampa Buccaneer catching passes, or you can enjoy a little ‘Dez-pacito’ with Bryant in Dallas. That’s a gimme of a nickname when you draft Antonio Brown, but if you take Julio Jones, you can watch ‘Game of Jones’, and Odell Beckham equals ‘Oh-dell No!’. Shall I continue? Or have you had enough of the dad joke themed, all puns intended, lame-o-saurus wrecks of a fluff article? You’re still reading. Sit back Isaiah Crowell, and take a swig of ‘Old Crow’, or maybe you crave ‘Krispy Kareem‘? I’m willing to bet that David Seville – had he been a real person and drafted a fantasy football squad – would have called his team ‘ DAaaaalvin!’. I prefer making roster decisions with the ‘ Gurley Men’ or taking a ride in my ‘Little Red Fournette‘. You may have drafted LeSean McCoy and can call your team the ‘Real McCoys’, but that’s lame. Or perhaps you prefer a game of ‘ Hyde and Zeke’, should your roster include the starting running backs of the 49ers and Cowboys. Boy you should’ve known by now, ‘ E Z Does It’. This running back themed name-a-palooza starts with one of the top overall picks in any fantasy football draft as we’re ‘ Le’Veon la Vida Loca’. With these man-childish thoughts in mind, and through extensive internet research and my own creativity, here are some of the best fantasy football team names of 2017. This is an obvious play on Matt’s last name, and incorporates the notion that he may someday need the popular joint lubricating liquid for his aging knees (no offense meant to Mister Forte, if he’s actually reading this). For example, if you own running back Matt Forte, your team name might be ‘WD-Forte’. It’s clever, funny and has garnered rave reviews by other members in the league.Īnother way of creating a memorable fantasy football team name is to incorporate the names of players on your roster. When the replacement owner took over the team, the previous moniker was changed and has since been known as Wags to Riches. In the dynasty league I play in, one of the team owners replaced a previous owner whose last name is Wagner, and he simply goes by Wags. For example, my name is Brandon Baxter (you killed my father, prepare to die) and I’ve often used team names such as Beez Nutz, B Diddy and Ol’ Dirty Baxter. It can always be easy to come up with clever names based on your own namesake.
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